am such a lightweight sometimes

Had a few drinks with Bev the other night `bit more than a few tbh` beer and allot of red wine kind of blows my head off  bit of a lightweight  sometimes  bev drinks like fish just glad we also got some take away to.

Anyway no topic was off limits we discussed anything  & everything  including politic`s this usually boars the tits of me . we continued onto her past boyfriends  or meany boyfriends as it turned out   as well as how meany men I have been with  ``less than 5`` we carried on to the perfect man if there was one  we sort of agreed that David Beckham is maybe the closest your going to get  both agreed we would shag him to death  given the chance .
we discussed odd places you had sex  I admitted to back of a car and fun in the garden am sure that didnt sound to bad well not when your pissed & stoned  anyway.
I dont consider myself an easy person to shock  but some of bevs places are crazy places like on the back seat of a bus,  park bench ,  I couldn't not so public anyway

going to be having a little get together next week  as its my birthday and mums booked a room at a local social club  this should be fun

Ikkle Teapot

Sam & Alan`s little boy Simon he was 1 few weeks ago and had a little party  I think he had a grate time Sam dot`s on him although she worries to much about him .
I can understand why Sam is so protective of Simon he had a few problems when he was born . one of his legs is a bit smaller than the other  also  Sam`s worried Simon could be showing signs of being Autistic Sam thinks he`s not responding to
things he should respond to at his age  but its still early . I've posted Simon`s best game for him to show off  he does most of the actions without falling over  apart from the tip me up part  not got the balance for that yet  he also likes everyone  to join in   yes even me . I've got to enroll at a local collage need to do a health and safety trainers course . also a food hygiene course , and a study day about whistle blowing   `apparently its got nothing to do with whistling `. its to do with snitching
on people .
had a night out with my mum at the weekend  celebrating her birthday so we went into Manchester she invited some of her friends met some of them before but they dont half get frisky after a few drinks its terrible the language is disgusting most of them have been married years I feel for there husbands .

Have been seeing more of Scot lately he`s at his dads now his dads away allot so its just scot and his dads snotty little wife scot gets on with her  I don't .